I lasted five days. Honestly, I managed to get farther than I thought I was going to be able to, so I call this a victory. Now, I didn't just think, "I'll just stop right now because I can't do it." I needed to have reasons, so like any person who willfully dismisses the scientific... Continue Reading →

Disclaimer: my father is a colon-rectal surgeon, so the topic of bodily functions (in both theory and practice) does not gross me out. However, I know that not everyone has the same constitution that I do, so in an attempt to be sensitive to that, I provide a content warning. omg I cannot stop pooping.... Continue Reading →

Yesterday was hard, y'all. I had a headache almost all day and focusing was not necessarily the easiest. I'm feeling a bit better today (also, my breakfast frittata was much improved over yesterday's experiment, which wasn't bad, it was just obvious I'd never made the fucker before). I just need to keep telling myself that,... Continue Reading →

in which I do whole30 …

I was going to start Whole30 on August 1st, but then I jumped the gun and bought a bunch of produce, thinking for some reason that the 1st was Wednesday (I blame the coronavirus), so I started today. Now, I'm still legit scared about this, even after planning my whole week of meals (who even... Continue Reading →

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